Wednesday, December 15, 2010

Work wanted

Gerontology student with bachelor's degree in human development seeks job. Has ability to smile when people are being stupid, ridiculously loyal and willing to work overtime, honest, and not wholly without brains. Will work night shift and swing shifts. Does not eat other people's sandwiches out of the refrigerator, hum under her breath, or bore coworkers with play by play recaps of child's dance recitals. Gets along especially well with kids and the elderly.

The job hunt goes...not at all. I've emailed resumes, filled out ridiculous online applications, and my resume is on a bunch of job boards. Not a peep. I had not forgotten at all how much I hate job hunting, and it hasn't gotten any better. I wish I could be honest in my application and just say, "Hire me because I'm better than some of the morons you have working for you!"

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