Guide to speaking Toddler

It's nearly impossible to figure out what a toddler is saying without a decoder. So I'm providing this handy guide.

Fine Print: may only apply to toddlers named Kezie. All words are subject to change without notice.

Gorilla: May mean either gorilla or umbrella.
It's raining outside, I need a gorilla

Mr. Scott: I just forgot
I Mr. Scott to put my books away

Eat meal: oatmeal
For breakfast, I want eat meal

The Wee-hab: this is Kezie's favorite video on YouTube. It's the Rehab number from the TV show Glee. This video also features "princess dresses"
I want to watch the princess dresses and the wee-hab

Drawing thing: a magna doodle, or similar product
I am going to bed and I need my drawing thing.

Trunker: trunk of a car
The broken red car has a messy trunker.

Banka-let: Blanket
I need by duck banka-let

Grandma Wheat: Grandma Marie

Squeaker (also, The Sqeaker): cousin Mileia Averett
This is derived from the squeaky shoes she wears, which Kezie finds fascinating. And Becky, I'm sorry if I spelled her name wrong.

Burst: First
Burst I need something to drink.

Dolla-fin: dolphin
I want to play with my dolla-fin puzzle.

Care of me: carry me
I'm tired and I want you to care of me.